The DC Hash House Harriettes and Harriers (DCH4)


The DCH4 runs on Saturday afternoons at 3:00 PM in the Washington, DC metropolitan area. We've been running continuously since 1978.

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Our next hash

Next hash, Saturday, 28 January 2012, 15:00/3:00 PM

DCH4 Hash #1682

Where:North Four Corners Local Park, 211 Southwood Avenue, Silver Spring, MD 20901
Hares:Oral Presentation, Spew Tube, Pervarotti, Uncle Fester, Dickblomat (with special effects by Just Deb)
Phone:970-680-3673
Cost:$8 (that's right, $8 and you will be fed a meal fit for a Mexican drug lord!)
Trail:The Trail #1653 Redux Trail OR "The Yes, we promise there will be shot checks, honest, no kidding trail!"

Trail is A to B, runners and walkers trails.

Friendlies: Dogs with leashes, virgins, dry shoes, dry socks, dry pants Unfriendlies: Strollers, National Park Police, Hugo Chavez, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, that clown from Stephen King's IT, farmers with guns, angry inbred hill people, and rabid deer.

Other useless information: With five, yes count 'em, five hares, this will be a spectacular trail. We'll be having more than just your standard orange food at the end of this trail. And then there will be Just Deb's special margaritas. Runners should bring dry shoes, dry socks, and dry pants. And dry other stuff if you're really clumsy. And sleeping bags if you get too soused to drive. (There is plenty of crash space at Casa de Oral.) Oh and don't forget to call your mother. Change or reverse your underwear at least twice a week. Don't trust whitey. Never pee into the wind.

OnAfter: To be determined. Everyone may be so happy, well-fed, and drunk that we may just continue partying and drinking Margaritas at Casa de Oral.
Click here for detailed directions to the hash.
Beltway Bob's Hash Happy Hour Looking for a spot for a end-of-week drink? A newly re-disorganized hash happy hour is afoot.

The Friday Hash Happy Hour is such a simple plan: area kennels pick a bar they like and tell us about it. You, the hasher, text, e-mail, facespace or otherwise get that virgin you met last week, (or the hottie from next cube) to accompany you to said happy hour. Get a beer or three, shoot-the-sht with some hash pals and start your weekend right.

Click Here for details and directions to this week's Happy Hour.
Receding Hare Line Check here for upcoming runs. Talk to ZZ Bottom 3rd if you want to set a hash.
Mismanagement The salt of the earth, the heartbeat of the hash, America's little darlings, etc... Now with pictures!
DCH4 Mailing List Signup The DCH4 Yahoo group. You can sign up for this to receive our weekly members-only Hash writeups.
Hash Trashes (requires log-in) The weekly writeup of the hash, lovingly created by our On-Secs Standard Deviant and our Hash Flash Cap'n Crunch. Requires approved membership in the DCH4 Yahoo Mailing List.
DCH4 Hare Manual A comprehensive manual on how to be a hare compiled by our wandering Religious Advisor, Mother Chalker.
The Fine Art of Hashing An explanation of the DCH4 written by our own (_:_) (the hasher formerly known as "Flat Ass".)
Marking the Trail Curious how the hash works? This explains the basic idea of how hashing works, including what marks are used to lay the trail.
How we began A brief history of the origin of the DCH4 written by Peni Critchell dating back to Naoe Hirutu.
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